From the inbox:
Your site looks great, but I noticed that you’ve only had three blog posts since Thursday, June 21. I’m sure you are just too busy to write blog posts every week!
Luckily now you don’t have to!
All I have to do, apparently, is pay a monthly fee to have other people write blog posts for me. Sure, schedule my subscription to start sometime around … never.
Yes, I know I haven’t been posting much lately. I’ve deliberately taken a little time off from blogging, and will get back to it as soon as I’m ready – which isn’t quite yet. That doesn’t mean I’m open to pitches from writing mills and spammers, though, so in the unlikely event any of them actually read the content here, I invite them to go shit in their hats.
Regular readers, please stick around. I’ll be back.
And by the way, this now makes four posts since Thursday, June 21.