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Behold the Artificial Anus

Scientists at Wake Forest, the University of Michigan, and Emory University have reported a bioengineering breakthrough that is both medically important, and probably a serious contender for an IgNobel prize. As they explain in the latest issue of Gastroenterology: We … Continue reading

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Dancing Spiders

Happy Friday.

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Wolfram Alpha Gets Its Emotion Chip Installed

When Wolfram Alpha launched, I plugged a few questions into it and was fairly impressed with its abilities. Then I tried to stump it. It didn’t take long: the question “how do you feel?” generated an error. I told a … Continue reading

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You May Have a Drinking Problem If…

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I’ll Have Mine Well Done, Please

Favorite comment below this YouTube video: the one dubbing it “Soylent Brown.” Best moment in the video: 1:32 – look at the label on the refrigerator. Comforting thought: if McDonald’s adopts this, it will be an upgrade.

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Worst Powerpoint Slides

Display maker InFocus apparently has enough of a sense of humor to laugh at the way their equipment is sometimes used: they’ve hosted a “Worst Powerpoint Slide” contest. Check out the winners, if that’s the right term here. Personally, I … Continue reading

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So Make the Blood Hotter

In the latest issue of PNAS, researchers report that drinking body-temperature blood causes mosquitoes to undergo a classic heat-shock response: The mosquito’s body temperature increases dramatically when it takes a blood meal from a warm-blooded, vertebrate host. By using the … Continue reading

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˙əuoʎɹəʌə ‘ʎɐp s,looɟ lıɹdɐ ʎddɐɥ

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When Mascots Fight Back

I’m a little late on this news, but it seems that there’s been a rash of mascot violence in college sports recently. As a former mascot myself (Towson Tiger, 1987-88), I sympathize with the folks in the fur suits. Nonetheless, … Continue reading

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Wine can apparently induce superconductivity in certain metals. I’m betting that the initial experiment wasn’t done during daylight hours.

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